Hello guys!
I'm the host of Gintama 2 Drama, The Strange and Unusual Gintama-chan.
My name is Tamori.
I should come to the club tonight.
All right, go to the main topic.
The smokers are getting nowhere to go
whether they're smoking in store or on the street.
They're all locked up in a smoking area.
Since they all smoked in that glass room
they're just like pandas at Ueno Zoo.
Maybe there will be people, who are going to line up to watch them.
I see, it's funny, right?
Although they said that men like to smoke
It's because of the nostalgia for mom's nipple but
if I have to choose a cigarette or a nipple
I still like nipple.
Because I like you.
Basically, I won't give up on the nipples.
But the nipples can't be bought in vending machines and convenience stores.
Then, what should I do?
I can only smoke.
But it doesn't seem to be good for my body.
Do you want to sell nipples in vending machines then?
Right?
But
If they sell nipples in vending machines
would anyone want to smoke?
It's hard to choose.
So, I chose to come to the nightclub.
Then I'll bring up one of a hundred poem of Matsuda.
A nightclub is a substitute for cigarettes.
to recall a wonderful moments.
let's play back the VTR.
Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung
10 votes in favor, versus 1 against.
Everyone except Hijikata voted in favor, so this bill is approved.
The Shinsengumi headquarters
will no longer allow smoking in all areas starting today.
Hey!
the whole headquarters is going too far.
It's like you're purposely killing smokers out of here.
At least build the smoking room to take care of the smokers.
It's already been decided.
Oh yeah, even with Okita's proposal
but it was a productive meeting that long not happened.
Ah well, Vice-Commander was the only one the smoker in there.
It was always so smoky and awful in there.
Moreover, smoke is not good for a martial art person.
That bastard.
Is he seriously intending to keep me out of the Shinsengumi?
Damn it!
I might as well
inhale as much nicotine as possible while I'm outside.
It's amazing!
(Smoking on the street is prohibited)
Seriously?
Excuse me.
Do you have an ashtray?
I'm sorry.
This restaurant prohibits smoking in the whole facility.
(Smoking isn't allowed at our store, and nighboring stores too)
(No Smoking Patrol)
(No Smoking on the street)
(No Smoking)
(All sets are no smoking!!)
(Please don't smoke in the toilet)
Let ... Let ...
Let me smoke!
What the hell, everywhere I go, there's always the smoking ban signs.
If this continues, no place for smokers to go anymore in the future.
The more they told me not, the more I want to smoke.
It's hopeless.
I can't stand it anymore.
In this situation, I ...
(Smoking Area)
Here's our next broadcast news.
The Universal Environment Conservation Conference.
A discussion about environmental issues in the whole universe will be held one week from today.
To give the nation take an opportunity
and to consider the environment issues
The Bakufu announced that it will start a week from today
the environment as it launches the micro environmental protection campaign.
Let's put participate in environmental protection.
All your small efforts will start to pile up into one big push.
So, the smoking ban will take effect all Edo, a week from today.
We repeat.
An emergency smoking ban is in effect throughout all of Edo.
To all of the smokers asked to please throw away all cigarettes immediately.
Also, to all resident please never approach cigarette vending machines or smoking areas etc.
Otherwise, it will become the object of punishment.
We repeat the broadcast news.
An emergency smoking ban is in effect throughout all of Edo.
We're almost there, Tetsuro.
We're about to get the mechanical body soon.
(Note: Maetel the main heroine of Leiji Yamamoto's long-running space adventure manga Galaxy Express 999)
Yeah, Maetel.
It's a long journey.
Uncle, are you going to get the mechanical body, too?
What?
Mechanical body?
What's so necessary for that kind of thing?
- Because-- - Tetsuro...
That guy doesn't look good
don't get involved with him.
I'm going to planet hamek.
(Note: Parody of Planet Namek from Dragon Ball)
Planet Hamek?
There's nothing in the planet like that.
There're only tobacco fields.
Why are you going there?
It's obvious right?
I'm going to smoke some cigarettes.
Smoking is harmful to your health, but mechanical body--
Don't underestimate a smoker!
I'm telling you, if cigarettes run out, I'll even travel to their place of origin and get it!
I'll say it again.
Don't underestimate a smoker!
Why did he say it twice?
He's a twice-person.
There's nothing to do with a twice-person.
I see, I see.
You came all the way to
Planet Hamek to smoke our cigarettes.
I'm so glad to hear that.
But I'm sorry, this planet
has been turned into a scorched field by the evil emperor, Breeza.
Cigarettes are no longer ...
This is the last one.
Is this all right?
Just one.
Stop it, grandpa!
Take your hands off me, Delde!
That's the last cigarette made by dad.
That's a legacy of my dad, who was killed by Breeza.
Shut up, Delde! Delde! Delde!
Cigarettes exist to be smoked by people.
Cigarettes that you can't smoke shouldn't even be called cigarettes at all!
To let the cigarette get moist in the box
or let it be smoked up by someone
Which one do you think
would make your dad happy?
Dad's cigarette ...
please enjoy smoking it.
What a coincidence.
Were you able to smoke?
Are you on your way home?
No!
I finally got a mechanical body.
Isn't that just changing the gun?
It's called Kobura--
You're such an old-witch!
Even so, you're still an old-witch!
Where are you going now?
I'm going to defeat Breeza!
Huh? Breeza?
Aren't you going there to smoke?
How's that possible?
Of course, first, defeat Breeza and then smoke.
I'll kill him, and then smoke.
He definitely has cigarettes.
I'll definitely smoke cigarettes next time.
Damn it!
He's a "Damn it-person"
Give me cigarettes, bastard!
You destroyed Planet Hamek, didn't you?
Where are they?
I'm Breeza, was knocked down by a monkey like you.
A-are you the legendary Super Earthman?
Shut up, already!
Just give me a cigarette, without nicotine I get irritated.
The Super Earthman who awakened by irritating.
Don't tell me you're the son of that Earthman who was the only one challenged me back then?
Who's this?
I don't look like him at all.
What the hell have you been talking about?
Can it be that you're searching for the same thing that I was?
Whatever, you defeating me as cosmic emperor, you deserve to be rewarded.
Here, take it.
That's not what I asked for!
Didn't I tell you to give me some cigarettes!
What the hell with this ooey-gooey ball.
It's so disgusting!
It's an ooey-gooey ball after all.
When you collect all seven of those balls then ooey-gooey Dragon will appear.
and it will turn everything you wish come true.
It's an incredible ball.
Why are the ooey-gooey balls can granted my wishes?
Don't make fun of me!
If there's anything you want
then you should collect six more balls
and any of wishes can be granted.
Why do I have to do all of this just to get a cigarette, huh?
Are you kidding me?
It'll be kindly faster If I just go to another planet and buy a pack of cigarettes at a vending machine.
That's right, I should've done this from the start.
I'll go do that.
Grillin!
Open your eyes, Grillin!
Damn it!
If only I had all the ooey-gooey balls!
Grillin!
Where are you going next?
Are you still want to get the cigarette?
I'm trying to revive Grillin.
Who the heck is Grillin?
You want to get some cigarettes, don't you?
Who's the person that sitting right next to you?!
Yo! I'm Kobayashi!
I'm so excited.
What makes you so excited?
It's really exciting.
Hoi!
You'll make Toriyama sensei and Matsumoto sensei are going to get angry.
(Note: Toriyama is the author of Dragon ball and Matsumoto is Maetel the main heroine of Leiji Yamamoto's long-running space adventure manga Galaxy Express 999)
Hey you shut up!
You know ...
Grillin might have some cigarettes!
I'll definitely smoke next time.
Damn it!
Then, why don't you just get some mechanical cigarettes?
Hoi!
Is there something like that?
Just kidding, it doesn't exist.
Be careful, I'll kill you!
Even if he stood up, he'd be sitting down right away.
I'm so excited.
Come out ooey-gooey Dragon!
Please make my wish come true!
What?
Nothing happened.
There're seven balls, what's going on?
Heh?
Look closely!
This one isn't an ooey-gooey ball at all!
What?
The other six balls are real ooey-gooey balls.
But this one is ...
a slimy-grimy ball.
It's almost the same!
What's the difference between that and an ooey-gooey ball, huh?
It's slimy-grimy ball.
That's just a technical problem!
Look! Something is coming out!
They're all ooey-gooey balls, after all.
You guys did a good job, collecting all the slimy-grimy balls.
It's not ooey-gooey, nor sticky-icky!
That's not problems after all.
Hurry up revive Grillin!
It's not ooey-gooey at all.
Then just forget it.
Why?
How much obsession do you have for ooey-gooey balls, huh?
How badly do you want to make Grillin ooey-gooey?
Then it doesn't matter if he's slimy-grimy, he's still your friend, right?
But
if it's slimy-grimy, I would prefer something else.
What do you mean?
Give me some girl's panties!
Hoi!
The girl's slimy-grimy panties.
That's such a gross wish.
How can you give up your friend and ask for dirty underwears.
Not that! That's not counting.
Hurry up!
Or the the slimy-grimy going to evaporate.
Wait! Hold on a second.
If I have a slimy-grimy cigarette, I can't smoke it.
I know.
I'll get the last one.
You're ...
Why are you come here again?
At least, I want to smoke the last cigarette.
I know.
that's precious legacy of your dad, but
you don't need a legacy anymore
if you have your dad back.
D-Don't tell me ...
Yeah, it's your dad.
Disgusting!
He isn't my dad.
What the hell with that ooey-gooey?!
No, it's not ooey-gooey, it's slimy-grimy!
There's must be a limit to disgracing the dead!
No, it's true.
Even if it's slimy-grimy, he's really your dad.
No!
As a long as I have this body
I can live safely on the earth forever.
People would think you're disgusting.
That body is completely like a Gundam.
You should quit smoking and live a healthy life.
Yeah.
I'll quit smoking.
What?
Just a week.
So, I told you that mechanical body--
I told you that I don't need it!
You're very frank, aren't you? Tsuchikata.
I'm Hijikata!
He's really Tsuchikata after all.
No!
I hate going to the dentist.
I have to act calm.
I liked a thrill.
Me?
Your leg's been crossing like crazy.
You guys are also having teeth problems?
Hasegawa!
Why did you leave it alone so long?
If it doesn't work here, then everything else will be abolished.
I'll have an assistant take a quick look at you.
Oh please!
Hurry it up!
Make it quick!
The shock was taken down.
Was that taken down?
Am I going to die?
People of All Ages Hate the Dentist!
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Uwatsura no katara to oshita dura no katara
Sometimes you will be on the top, sometimes you will be at the bottom
Dochira ni kira reru ka wa kimi e to takusou
I will trust you to decide which will be cut
Tsuite hajimemashou un...
Let's start by pulling it out
Afuru akai ase to namida no ao mazari au murasaki no bi
Red sweat and blue tears blend with beauty violet
Kimi wa modaeki nurashi furuui aegu
You're in agony, slimy, heavy breath, loss courage